Squendy is arguing with her mother.
Mother: "Sqwendy, you need to forget about Squiffy. He's not worth your time."
Sqwendy: "Mother!"

Sqwendy: "I can't believe you! Just because you like to marry well-to-do men doesn't mean I want to do the same! Squiffy makes me happy, and I don't know why you can't just accept that."

Squiffy pokes his head in.
Squiffy: "I burned down your bathroom."